Last night, while the girls were over -alison and marie- we stumbled upon quite the xbox live message that was sent to Dave at 4:30am that morning. Let me explain before hand. People on xbox are nuts. They are mostly 8 year old boys who fart, burp, and curse the entire time. They send friend requests and messages when they see someone who is really good and they want to boost their xbox status. There are only a few girls that play on xbox and all the boys want girls in their clan, so this message is a rare gem especially since Dave only randomly played with her during one game and apparently, she likes to take the  initiative. 

FROM: B3AR x GUMMY,

"if your hot message me back :} BTW i have TITS"

Well, how explicit is this young lady.

The girls and I wrote back.

FROM: DEVASTATINGDAV3

"me too. two pairs of them. one is on my backside."

Haven't heard from B3AR x GUMMY yet.