penny's likes: apples, lettuce, strawberries, hay, my hair, my armpits--she tickles them and i think she likes my reaction, dave's massages, our new carpet, running wild in our apartment, being on our bed, strawberry yogurt bites, the plastic bag of strawberry yogurt bites, playing with her sock monkey, being pet on her head for as long as she can get anyone to, when we come home from work, running circles around our feet, jumping on us like we're a playground, and last because it's the best--sitting on our feet when dave and i hug.

penny's dislikes: carrots, radishes, potatoes, being in her cage, when we tell her "no", linoleum floor, wood floor, being held for too long, strange men's voices, and being alone.